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00:44 - ”Every time I shower I must adhere to my strict system for drying myself."
04:54 - ”Whenever I'm in a situation where I don't know what to do, I ask myself the question "What would Cliff Richard do?"."
06:43 - ”This is Mike. We were once told off once by our neighbour because our snowman was using up too much snow."
10:37 - “After a visit to a school fete, I had to tell my neighbour their cat had been run over, while my own face was painted like a kitten."
15:20 - ”Every morning, I eat one of those mini multi-pack cereals, but to save time and washing up, I pour the milk straight into the packet."
18:55 - “This is Rodney. I was so excited to see him driving my old car that I gave him a cheery honk, and he drove into a hedge."
20:56 - ”Whilst on holiday in South Africa, I had a two-minute conversation with what I thought was my wife, only to discover that a small hippo had wandered into the bedroom."
25:01 - ”This is John, John and I were paid to fight together in a supermarket dressed as gladiators."
28:07 - Outro